👉 Health insurance for animals, my friends, is like getting a pet policy from an insurance company - except instead of human policies, they're writing up plans to cover our furry, feathery, scaly, scaly companions when their owner can't afford the vet bills. It's a bit like asking your cat or dog to wear a suit when you're not even wearing one!
Edgy example sentence: "After witnessing a cat's 'sick' behavior in the living room, the animal health insurance policy decided it was more profitable to write a policy for my goldfish than my human."
